Designer Dogz R cool!

johnderondon · Designer Dogz R cool!

Crossposted:

Dachshuahuas ‘r’ Here - Plus Other Designer Dogz! Come Get Your Designer Dogs Today - Don’t Delay!

For one time and one time only we’re breaking with tradition and we’re going hard to promote the living daylights out of some super cool designer dogs. Dachshuahuas are in the news today so there’s nothing like striking while the iron’s hot. Come get your designer dogz right here, right now folks…

Up first, here is a dog we’re calling a Jackordshire Bull Russell. Normally retails for £1,900 but today, you can get this handsome boy for next to nothing

He’s called Rafe and he’s flashier than a Fendi handbag and more en vogue than a chav wedding. Call our credit hotline without delay.

Next up on the carousel of cool canines, we have Archie. Now this is a highly desirable, ultra rare and extremely exotic Bedippet. An amazing meeting of the Bedlington Terrier stylishly integrated with a Whippet. Normal sale price for a Bedippet like Archie would be £18,000 but for a limited time only, you can pick him up for under a £1,000. Hurry, hurry, hurry.

And finally, feast your eyes on this. A stunning, luxury edition Germaman. Yes, a Germaman. Say it out loud, a ‘Germaman’. A partnership between the outdated and untrendy German Shepherd and the “sooooo stuck in the 1980’s”Doberman. He’s a Germaman and his name is Conan.Wow, that sounds like a possible hit for Lilly Allen. How cool. How trendy.

Conan the Germaman should sell for £20,000 + VAT. Not today though! Today IS your lucky day, you can have a Germaman for less the price than a fortnight in Benidorm. Hurry, hurry, hurry. These deals are not to be missed.

Oh, and if you made it this far and you haven’t yet gone diving for your credit card or hitting up Ocean Finance on speed dial to loan you the cash to invest in one of these ultra cool, ultra trendy designer doggies, well you’ll have probably realised we are indeed ripping the preverbial p**s.

Here’s the deal.

Designer dogs are a crock of pap. That is a technical, dog magazine type definition for bucket of poop. There is NO SUCH THING! Anyone can make them. They’re dogs. One and the same species. Designer dogs are a figment of the easily manipulated imagination of Fraggles, too daft to be able to tie their own shoe laces let alone make an educated decision on the right dog breed to spend their lives with.

If you’re muppet enough to believe a cross breed is more desirable, more fashionable, more cool, more trendy, more worthy of your money on the basis of wacky name, then at least try and source your goods from THE very finest retailers of the most amazingly cool, diverse and interesting designer dogs in the entire UK. These cool canine emporiums are located in every county. Some call them ‘rescues’, others ’shelters’ - all we know is that they are crammed full of designer dogs. For some bizarre reason though, they don’t market them as designer dogs. No, they just seem to call them, dogs. Just dogs. Plain old fashioned, dogs. How odd?

Your one stop designer dog shop - www.dogsblog.com

(PS: We know that YOU, our dearly beloved readers get what we’re subtley hinting at with this post. You are not muppets. You can see our subtle, eloquent jabs at the designer dog buying fraternity are meant in a certain spirit. That spirit being, the notion that the designer dog buying fraternity is largely made up of pillocks. So please, if you do happen to know a muppet -or a designer muppet, let’s call them a mullock, please feel free to send them this way. Not only would we like them to read this post, we also have a half used tube of toothpaste we’d like to flog them under the exciting new brand name ‘Minty Space Jelly’ - unique, one of a kind and theirs for just £19.99.)

Ryan O'Meara

Dee

Thank you Hun for putting this up.

Hope is gives evey one the giggles it gave me!!

Ryan has kindly given permisson for cross post :>)